That sounds like too muck work.
I just showed up at Bro-in-law's house. Watched football and drank.
Sis made turkey, ham, potatos. peas, corn, punkin pie, pecan pie, gravy for both meats, and a fuckin' lot of other stuff I don't remember.
Now THAT's Thanksgiving!
What is this? Bruh pilgrims and Squanto and shit.
Corn with fish roots and our people almost died so let’s smash some turkey etc.
Black Friday- retail nonsense