R: 4 / I: 2 >Now this is a story all about how >Some drunk Austrailian hick's world went upside down >Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there >And I'll tell you how this austailian ditz shit his underwear > >In west queensdale, born and raised >Checkin out this new catwalking kraze >Chillin out, meowing, the pack of us two >Walking down the street, about to take a poo >When a bearded white guy who was up to no good >Was stringing up a rope on his redwood >I let out one little meow and the man got scared and said >"I'm only doing this because I'm losing my hair." > >I meowed in horror as the man came near >Drunken slumping walk, and in his underwear >If anything I knew this man was not all there >But I thought, nah forget it, I no longer care > >He picked off a scab on his face and then ate >That crusty disgusting thing like it was involved with watergate >I could only look in horror as this man began >To shit inside his cum encrusted underwear
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