tonight, after weeks of my car battery failing all the fucking time and needing a jump, it failed me for the last time at walmart.
pissed that i cant leave, i proceed to go back in and buy a new battery
our walmart has a tire/lube express area which also installs batteries
i am an impatient fuck so i ask them to help jump my car so i can drive it around and have them install the battery..
as soon as they do, i buy wrenches and install the battery (I later returned the wrenches kek)
anyway to not short myself out i took off my wedding ring. unknowingly it fell.
4 hours later, be home, wife took my hand. pissed that no ring. Post too long. Click here to view the full text.